Spudnik

From Echoes of Darkness

Spudnik is a Tyrant.

Spudnik is a cross between Fat Bastard, George of the Jungle, and Steve Austin. he is Simple minded, open, honest, overprotective and quick tempered.

beware hunting with Spudnik. he kills things entirely too fast and will cross the map to make a kill before killing the thing beside him.

has been known to fart in the clan hall entirely by accident.

made aenya go out of mana twice even invo'ed

made adriia and aenya go out of mana simultaneously

is addicted to Greater Swift attack Potions and calls them Crack.

he requests that all EoD applicants feed him. if you can find the Orc Food Distribution Flowchart, you'll know whats acceptable.

Spudnik practices the orcish form of combat known as Kavart and posesses select other charms and amulets to perform Voodoo-esqe rituals and incantations. it is unclear to whom he prays, and from whom his power flows, but Spud will tell you that inside him dwells the spirit of an Ancient warrior; perhaps it is from this Ancient Warrior that these incantations and rituals are known and performed.

Spudnik wields weapons known as Dragon Grinders. these are weapons worn in both hands providing his punches more power and brutality. according to spud these weapons actually make his arms feel lighter, and perform faster for him but it is unclear if this is the truth or again part of the Ancient Warrior within.

Recently, Spudnik has taken it upon himself to bring down the Demon Anakazel. he extends his call to all Echoes to his aid to this end. among those who have agreed to help the seemingly deranged orc are outsiders; one such outsider is Calladan who has agreed to ask Zaphne for her assistance as well.